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• Why do some people admire Latin American cultures but not want to be from or live in those countries?
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• Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
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• What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?
• How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.
• Why are Christians quick to say that there are a lot the gay Christians that exist NOW and use that to pretend that Christianity is just loving to gays when the last 40 years of my life they been horrible?